You open the freezer, pull out a small tin, and within minutes there are neat squares of fudge on a plate and the kettle is on. No scrambling for ingredients, no boiling sugar to scary temperatures, no washing up mountain. This is the trick many grandparents quietly rely on for surprise drop-ins and last‑minute visits.
The idea is simple: keep a dense, sweet slab ready‑frozen, made from just three store‑cupboard ingredients. It slices cleanly from cold, softens quickly on the plate, and tastes like you spent far longer than ten minutes making it. Once you have done it once, you will wonder why you ever bothered with anything fussier.
The whole recipe comes down to this: melt, stir, pour, freeze. No thermometer, no specialist kit, no drama.
Why this freezer fudge works for unexpected visitors
This fudge is based on chocolate and sweetened condensed milk, which set firm in the cold without the faff of traditional sugar‑boiling. Butter smooths the texture and adds that “proper fudge” richness. Together, they create a dense, sliceable block that keeps its shape even when it warms up on the table.
Because it lives in the freezer, you are never more than 15–20 minutes away from something that looks homemade and generous. You can cut a few pieces or the whole slab, depending on how many turn up. It also survives power cuts and half‑defrosts better than ice cream or pastry, so it is a low‑stress back‑up.
Portion size is in your hands. Serve slender fingers with coffee, bigger cubes with tea, or crumble a piece over ice cream for children. It is forgiving and flexible, which is why older cooks love it.
The three ingredients and how they work
You can make this with any decent chocolate, but the balance below gives a classic, not‑too‑sweet result. Use a digital scale if you can; it makes the texture more reliable.
You will need (for one small tin)
- 1 x 397 g tin sweetened condensed milk
- 300 g dark or milk chocolate, roughly chopped (or a mix)
- 50 g unsalted butter, cubed, plus a little extra for greasing
A small pinch of fine salt is optional but recommended; it takes the edge off the sweetness without counting as a fourth ingredient in most grandparents’ eyes.
Basic method
- Prepare the tin. Line a 20 cm square tin or similar dish with baking paper, letting it overhang the sides for easy lifting. Lightly grease the paper if your chocolate is very dark.
- Melt together. Put the condensed milk, chocolate and butter into a medium saucepan. Place over a very low heat, stirring gently until everything is just melted and smooth. Do not let it boil.
- Beat for body. Take off the heat and stir briskly for 30–60 seconds. The mixture should thicken slightly and lose its high gloss.
- Pour and level. Scrape the mixture into the lined tin and smooth the top with the back of a spoon or a spatula.
- Freeze. Cool for 10–15 minutes on the worktop, then transfer to the freezer for at least 2 hours, or until firm all the way through.
Once frozen, lift out the slab, cut into squares, and pop back into a lidded box in the freezer.
Tip: if your kitchen is hot, rest the pan over a bowl of cool water for a minute before pouring. This helps the fudge set with a fine texture.
From pan to plate: timing and texture
The first firm-up in the freezer is what gives this fudge its “ready when you are” quality. After a full freeze, it slices cleanly with a sharp knife dipped briefly in hot water and dried. You can cut it straight from the freezer into neat cubes or slim fingers.
For serving, you have two options:
- Immediate treats: cut and plate while still very cold. By the time everyone has sat down and the tea is poured, the pieces will have softened slightly but still hold their shape.
- Softer, creamier bites: take the tub out 10–15 minutes before you need it. The texture moves towards truffle‑like, which some people prefer.
Because the base is chocolate‑heavy rather than sugar‑boiled, you avoid the graininess that can creep into old‑fashioned recipes and the mixture is less temperamental in damp weather.
Ingredient roles and simple swaps
| Ingredient | What it does | Easy swap |
|---|---|---|
| Chocolate | Sets structure, adds flavour | Use half dark, half milk for a softer sweetness |
| Condensed milk | Sweetens and binds | Use a vegan condensed milk to make the whole recipe dairy‑free |
| Butter | Richness and smooth mouthfeel | Use plant butter block for a vegan version |
Keep the overall weight of chocolate similar even if you change brands or cocoa percentages. If you go very dark (70% and above), the result will be firmer and less sweet; if you use mostly milk chocolate, it will be softer and sweeter.
Variations grandparents actually use
Most older cooks add “a little something” without turning this into a long shopping list. You can do the same with what you already have.
- Nut crunch: stir through a handful (50–75 g) of toasted chopped nuts just before pouring into the tin. Walnuts, hazelnuts and peanuts all work.
- Orange twist: add finely grated zest of 1 unwaxed orange off the heat, or a capful of orange extract.
- Coffee lift: dissolve 1–2 teaspoons of instant coffee in a teaspoon of boiling water and stir into the melted mixture.
- Sprinkle top: once poured, scatter a pinch of flaky sea salt, hundreds and thousands, or crushed biscuits over the surface before freezing.
None of these demand extra pans or bowls, and they make it look as though you have a different recipe every time the doorbell goes.
Storing, gifting and scaling up
Once fully frozen and cut, pack the pieces into an airtight container, with baking paper between layers if you like. Kept this way, the fudge is happy in the freezer for up to three months. It will not freeze solid like ice cubes; you can usually prise out a few pieces even from a full tub.
For gifting, box the fudge while still chilled and advise the recipient to keep it in the fridge or freezer. It travels well in a cool bag and makes an easy “I’ve brought something” for visits.
To scale up, simply multiply everything by two and use a larger tin. Aim for a thickness of 2–3 cm; any deeper and it becomes awkward to cut neatly for impromptu guests.
FAQ:
- Can I make this without a hob? Yes. Combine the three ingredients in a heatproof bowl and melt gently in short bursts in the microwave, stirring well between each, until smooth.
- Does it have to be stored in the freezer? No. It will keep in the fridge for about two weeks, but the freezer buys you a much longer, low‑effort safety net.
- What if my fudge looks oily or split? Take it off the heat, beat it firmly for a minute, and let it cool slightly before pouring. If it still looks greasy, stir in a splash of extra condensed milk.
- Is this safe for children to help make? Yes, as long as an adult handles the hot pan. Children can line the tin, stir once it has cooled a little, and help cut and arrange pieces once frozen.
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